found this on the newspaper... quite funny...
More puns for fun...
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 789 (7 ate 9)
Q: How do you know carrots are good for our eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A little horse.
Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
Q: Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A: It was learning a new language.
Q: What streets go ghosts haunt?
A: Dead ends.
Q: What is an astronaut's favourite place on a computer?
A: the Space bar.
Q: What exams do young witches have to pass?
A: A Spell-ing test
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why is basketball such a messy sport?
A: Because you dribble on the floor.


